Saturday, December 02, 2006

Are You Evil?

I hesitate to even mention this one- yet another one of those tests- but I will. There's always the delete option if comments get out of hand.

This test supposedly tests how evil you are. Once again another test that's somewhat wanting, if for no other reason than some things it asked if I've done I might well have done decades ago, but would never consider doing now.

Nonetheless, my score was good enough for me:

***You Are 24% Evil***

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

26 Comments:

At 7:48 AM, Anonymous Bravo De Christos said...

You Are 98% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

 
At 8:26 AM, Blogger Carol Ann said...

I am 12% evil. Most of my evil deeds occured when I was young.

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger Greg said...

Nothing current, nothing current.

 
At 8:33 AM, Blogger Brian Morrissey said...

***You Are 22% Evil***

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

 
At 8:35 AM, Blogger Carol Ann said...

My 12 year old just did the survey and scored 27% Evil. This is fun, Fred!

 
At 8:38 AM, Blogger Greg said...

Okay, my carpal tunnel syndrome acted up and I couldn't complete the survey.

 
At 8:51 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

30% here.

 
At 9:04 AM, Blogger Heraldo said...

32%.

 
At 10:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheesh. I'm 38%, and I could have gone either way on a couple of the questions. . . .

I think it's the old-factor. You live as long as I have, you've done more things wrong. Like the fistfight--20 years ago. Making someone cry--25 years ago.

Also, the test doesn't distinguish between the evil and the merely inappropriate. Isn't there a difference between telling fat jokes and retard jokes because you think it's funny, and telling the same jokes because you think fat people and retarded people are somehow less than human?

Finally, isn't deceit an expression of evil, so the truly evil among us would lie and score higher?

 
At 10:35 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or, I guess, lower?

 
At 11:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 12:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

18%. Us Christians score again. We can be trusted. Just ask George Bush..

 
At 12:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 2:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My results:

***You Are 68% Evil***


You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

(I don't agree. I may be very evil, but my family still loves me.)

 
At 4:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allright this has gone on too long and has gone too far! I always knew Eurekans would willingly embrace the Devil into their hearts, and here is the proof! Sure sure, you have assessed the devils reach into your lives, BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

You hold it up as a brilliant trophy, 35%, 98%, 12% - But those numbers will straighten themselves into a holy rope that will wrap around your neck and squeeze the life from you! Time and time again I have WARNED you that the Lords Wrath will be coming to Eureka, AND YOU IGNORE IT. A mighty tidal wave has recently visited itself upon our shores, wreaking havoc upon our friends to the north, has it not? What more proof do you need? The lord is not happy with your drug fueled, sodomy enriched devilworshipping!

I pray for you, and every lordlike warrior prays for the weak of mind! And all this time, while you wait for Eureka to be subsumed by fire may you pray, may you pray for the lords mercy! The lord has informed me through prayer that another shooting will occur in Eureka, that another mother will birth a heathen, and the beginnings of a giant crack will appear in Eureka, all before easter of the 2007th year! I have now warned you AGAIN. Repent, repent repent!

 
At 4:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clearly there's not nearly enough sodomy enrichment in someone's devil worhipping. But any-who, I'll drink to that.

 
At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 5:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 6:03 PM, Blogger Fred said...

Okay. The Delete key has been used.

Sorry. I've had enough of the Charles Douglas/ Nick Bravo comments.

I can't believe that others haven't, as well.

 
At 6:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whadda mean Freddy? We can't get enough of Barbara Shults' obsessions!

 
At 6:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fred said...
Okay. The Delete key has been used.

Sorry. I've had enough of the Charles Douglas/ Nick Bravo comments.

I can't believe that others haven't, as well.

6:03 PM

--> I don't know, Fred, what did they say?

 
At 2:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok so fred deletes comments about nick bravo's hermaphroditism, or whatever, but allows the religious freak to come on here and hate on gays...

 
At 2:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

12% evil - I agree, there should be a starting age - I'd proposed 18. I might even end up with less than 10% if that was the guideline.

 
At 3:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dickie Bravo is pure unadulterated evil. He is the most vile human being we homeless have ever seen.

I remember one fellow homeless person told me that he demanded money from dickie and dickie told him "get a job". That is the most insulting thing you can say to a homeless person.

 
At 7:49 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

14% here.

 
At 8:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fred said:
Nonetheless, my score was good enough for me:
***You Are 24% Evil***
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.


So the score was good enough for you, Fred, but aren't you a bit uncomfortable with the text? I mean, it's uncanny. It's deadly accurate. You really do hide your evil very well! And the skilled evil frauds are indeed the most dangerous type.

You hide it right out in the open, too, just as you leave the text there, knowing fools will not take it seriously. Your mask of lame stupidity is really very well done. I mean, you really are stupid in many ways, but I've seen that you're also surprisingly subtle and clever in other ways. It's your very stupidity and banality that gets people off guard, so they don't expect anything cunning from you.

 

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