What a deal!!
Just noticed this great deal in the Humboldt Craigslist Sporting classifieds:
I have a pig that has gone feral on my farm.
I can't catch the bastard and if you would like to pay me $100 for the opportunity to shoot him you are welcome to it. We will be butchering him and keeping the meat. You are only paying for the opportunity of killing this pig. A weekend morning is preferred.