Humboldt Man Hunting?

An exciting read in my daily Ozy e-mail this morning led me to this account of a game apparently being played across the globe. Human Foxhunts involve a dominatrix chasing her male slave across the countryside:

"Fifteen men stagger through the English countryside, naked apart from their shoes, paintball masks and groin guards. Their thighs are scraped and bruised from falling, their bottoms striped in red. When a whip cracks behind the men, one of them stumbles and falls. Dominatrix Mistress Medulla stands above her capture. At first he cowers, and then he submissively nods his head. He belongs to her for the rest of the weekend to trample, whip, gag and abuse as she likes — or at least up to the hard limits written on his leather collar."

 "Human foxhunts are an esoteric fantasy, even for the sexually adventurous BDSM crowd. Many involve corseted dominatrices chasing their prey through woodlands, their submissive quarry eager to be caught. The stalking takes place across the world — recent hunts were held in England, Australia, Florida and California. It’s a niche but growing area of female domination (femdom), where (mostly) men pay for the right to be subservient."

Sounds fun, doesn't it, although I'm not sure I'm in the physical condition anymore to give a good chase. It still might be fun to try. We have a couple of gals on this blog that might be game, and I mean that in the sporting sense. It might be fun to have our very own Julie Timmons dressed up in one of those outfits with her whips and chains chasing me through the woods. If she catches me, I get to enjoy a spankin'! I'm sure Sally would be game for it, too, but with her it might involve more than just a spanking.

The big question is how to make money from it and where to do it? The Mckay Tract area in east Eureka being turned into a community park might be perfect. I had a friend years ago that was planning on opening a paintball field up on Humboldt Hill. Why he never followed through with it, I don't know, but this might be so fun to do you'd almost have to stick with it, money or not. While I'm not sure I could outrun Julie T., it still might be a blast to get a spankin' when I get caught. What's not to like about this idea? Besides, it might put Humboldt on the map for something besides pot.